Suicidal Mother Hopes to Enter the Guinness Book of World Records

Donna Simpson is attempting suicide. This 42-year old New Jersey mother has announced to the world that she plans to commit slow and painful suicide over the next two years. How? Donna Simpson isn't going to shoot herself in the head, jump off of a tall building, or cut her wrists in the shower. No! Donna Simpson is far more ambitious than that. This 600+ pound mother of two plans to eat herself to death and by doing so hopefully earn herself a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's fattest woman.

Cries for help come in various forms and most fall on deaf ears. But, Donna Simpson's cry for help is being heard loud and clear by "Entertainment Tonight", "Oprah", "Dr. Phil", "Inside Edition" and others, all vying with each other to offer Simpson her own reality show and book deal.

So, what's her plan of action? Donna Simpson's daily calorie intake mirrors that of Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps. In order to reach her goal of 1000 pounds and earn herself a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records, in the next two years, Donna Simpson needs to consume at least 12,000 calories a day. Simpson faces no shortage of fattening foods to help her reach her goal in time.

In order to consume 12,000 calories a day all Simpson has to do is follow this simple meal plan

Breakfast: 4 of McDonald's Breakfast Sausage Burritos (1200 calories), 4 orders of McDonald's Breakfast Hash Browns (520 calories), followed by 2 eye-opening 8oz cans of Coca Cola (194 calories)

Snack: 2 Ham N' Cheese Hot Pockets for a total of 680 calories.

Lunch: 3 of McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese for a total of 2220 calories, accompanies by 3 medium serving of french fries (1110 calories),  followed by 3 8oz cans of Coca Cola (291 calories)

Dessert: A light dessert of 50 doughnut holes at only 50 calories each, washed down with one whole milk Starbucks Caffe Latte (204 calories) is just what Simpson needs to satisfy her sweet tooth.

Dinner: 1 14" Domino's Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizza Pie (2892 calories), followed by 3 more 8oz cans of Coca Cola (291 calories)

Total: 12,102 calories

Of course, this isn't the exact meal plan Simpson follows. This is just an example of how much food one has to eat in order to consume 12,000 calories in one day.

So, what does all this food cost? Donna Simpson claims to spend roughly around $750 a week ($3000 a month) on groceries, which consist mainly of junk food.

How does Ms. Simpson fund her quest for the title of World's fattest woman? By modeling of course. Yes! Ms. Simpson is a model on a website called SupersizedBombshells.com. Here men, who like large women, pay to watch Ms. Simpson, who goes by the name Treasure Bombshell, eat anything from pizza to baklava to hamburgers, in the nude of course.

Is Donna's 600+ pound frame weighing down her love life? No, not at all. In fact Donna's partner Philippe is her number one supporter. Her three year old daughter and adult son also stand behind her, though not literary since that would put both of them in mortal danger.

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